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What you can make with duct tape and a stick
1. A Ball-
Get a small stick, crumple it into a blob of
sticks, then duct tape it together.
2. A Lacrosse stick- Get a tall stick
that sprouts into a V shape at the top. Then, make a duct tape net
around the V shape.
3. A Box- Duct tape sticks together
(make sure all the sticks are evenly sized) in the shape of the
skeleton of a box, next cover all the sides with duct tape, finally
duct tape the sticky sides of the box.
You can make lots of things with duct tape and a stick! Just
think of something!
Didn't you kill my brother? - By Alexei Sayle
Ah, the drunks and their beautiful
imagination.
Pink Floyd's The Wall
For the fans,
this link is enough said, for those who don't know them,
CLICK THE PICTURE NOW!!!
Click on the Magic Gopher to enter his
mind-reading lair!
Click here to learn about Mario Physiques!
The Big Bang Theory Theme Song
By: The Bare Naked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this
song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here; it won’t be hurt
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching
viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
How to play Manhunt
1. First, grab a
group of friends and choose who to be it.
2. Next, whoever was picked to be it shuts
his or her eyes and counts from a range of ten-one hundred as the people who aren't it run from him or
her.
3. Once the person
who is it finishes counting he or she tries to tag as many
people as possible, which will cause anyone who was tagged to be
it with him or her.
4. When everyone is
tagged the game is over. Try to time how long it takes for you
to be tagged, next time you can try to beat that time.
How To Play the game
1. Promise to
play for the rest of your life.
2. Forget about
the game for as long as you can.
3. If you
remember the game you lose, wait thirty minutes and you can play
again.
HOW TO KEEP SOMEONE BUSY
1. Read second instruction.
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2.
Read first instruction.
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HULA HOOPING THE RIGHT WAY
1.
Insert hula hoop around hips.
2. Spin hips.
3.
Time how long you can hula hoop
for!